1. I always crack up when I see those infomercials about some diet pill or something.

    I always crack up when I see those infomercials about some diet pill or something.
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  2. Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, but let's just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer.

    Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, but let's just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer.
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  3. Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.

    Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
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  4. Doge Walking Dead.

    Doge Walking Dead.
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  5. Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.

    Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
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  6. Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over.

    Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over.
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  7. Multitasking cat.

    Multitasking cat.
    0 5   by guest
  8. For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.

    For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
    1 4   by guest
  9. Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.

    Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
    0 3   by guest
  10. We lost 6th book in the series.

    We lost 6th book in the series.
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