"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Middle Earth dress
Yep, it's a p*ssy
I'm ready for the weekend
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Stalin in a Mario outfit
We got no water in the pool
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
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