Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Surprise car
The Shining dog
After death
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Pranksters on the road.
You are dressed as the police car
Sexy car
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Crazy T-shirt design