When life gives you lemons
Can't you knock?
You look fine
Action movie shooting precision
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Sub-Zero wins.
Have you seen this dog?
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
Angry bird
A smoking cat