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Me, friend, McDonald's
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Don't make me get my belt
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The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
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iPhone has no flash player
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The closer you get, the slower I'll go
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Eat him
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I'm playing that game
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The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
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Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
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Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
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Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
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How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.