Crazy T-shirt design
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
The Shining dog
Sexy car
Couch fixed
You are dressed as the police car
After death
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
I want to get invited to parties
Pranksters on the road.
Double date? I'll take my best friend