Halloween costumes at the hospital
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Little turtle
Mom, I'm pregnant
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Real life sniper
Moses, the early years
Dog did it
Stockings and tail
Bltch please guy
A planet with no evil