Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Changed contacts
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
Save the freaking frogs
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
Get up? Why?
I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Christmas trick with a truck.
If you touch my money I will cut you.
I'm sick, tell me a story
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Moo