When I was a kid I thought my handwriting would improve as I grow up
Single-eyed albino shark
Dog with penis on the back
Come down like a lady
Stupid diet
People in neon green morph suits
Scarlett Johansson playing baseball
I've fallen
The polar bear and the apples in ice cube
Can I watch TV?
Shakira and Voldemort dancing
Selena Gomez. I love gay people so much, I'm even dating one.