Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Star Wars Episode 1
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
A vasectomy, please
Dragon tree sculpture