Chicken and egg
Don't wear my jersey like that
Scumbag brain
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
Not worth it, dude
I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
Owl tree
Mmm, fabulous!
The car as canvas
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Friendzone level 9000
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time