This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Action movie shooting precision
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Can't you knock?
When life gives you lemons
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
A smoking cat
You look fine
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
You scared me
Have you seen this dog?
© LittleFun 2013
Feel free tell us about your problem with site or give us your wishes