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Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
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Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
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Have you seen this dog?
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When life gives you lemons
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Action movie shooting precision
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Angry bird
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Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
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Can't you knock?
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B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
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You scared me
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You look fine
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A smoking cat