Couch fixed
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Sexy legs
You are dressed as the police car
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Stop wasting my blue tape
After death
The Shining dog
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Leaf, i save you
I want to get invited to parties
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)