Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I want to get invited to parties
Couch fixed
Stop wasting my blue tape
After death
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Pranksters on the road.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
You are dressed as the police car
Crazy T-shirt design
Leaf, i save you
The Shining dog