I only got out of bed today because I had to pee
Your diaper is full
Wanna see a magic trick?
Amazing art work by Matthew W. Cornell
Waiting for the perfect man
How I see my classmates
Vanishing artist
I have no idea what i'm doing
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty, fat cat jumping.
Now that the government is shut down I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
Not so fast, buddy
Happy butter