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Nearly lost my phone
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I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
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Go drunk you are home
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Naughty dog
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Bike thief
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I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
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Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
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Thaitanic
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First day at the gym
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Job interview
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That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
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Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba