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God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
F**k off pumpkin
Cat sitting on his butt
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Sloth Kong
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
USA should invade the USA
A good day to stay inside
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Kid with a rod