Honey, I'm home!
My phone!!!
Extreme risk of Boogeyman attack
Rubber duckies
Young, adult, old - time, money, energy
Waiting for the perfect woman
Pikachu, I choose you
Wanna know how to confuse a gay person? Oh you dog.
The happier we get, the less we see. - Asians.
When I was a kid I thought I wanted to grow up
Johnny Bravo The Stoner
I like your shirt