Real ninja turtles
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Books
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
My cooking is fabulous
Bilbo Baggins
Motorbike in the bath
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Where's Obama's clock?
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Everybody has a plan