Where should I vomit today?
Weed bed set
Nesquik
The turtle and toothbrush
I think she gave you the wrong number. I know that feel bro.
Who needs swag when you got a kick ass fro, a fly shirt, a white b*tch, and a turtle on your wall?
Bieber's pants
Trolls at the bus stop
F**k these six fish in particular
Shrimp and fast food
Tiger hug
Pilgrims, turkey, Thanksgiving