Smart guy and umbrella
Extinguisher on fire
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Realize the truth
Swag
Scrillex confused
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
I got a pet wussy
Heisenberg Crysenberg
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Ask me if I'm a tree