My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Little turtle
Stockings and tail
Mom, I'm pregnant
Dog did it
Moses, the early years
A planet with no evil
Evil Christmas rabbit