Buy a boat/jet
Suddenly, a tomato
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Inspiration
Your dad just won the internet
Garage door cover
A gun in a movie
Stormtrooper PC
White people...
Put the eldery in prison
Teddy bears
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.