Johnny and Marissa
USA football team.
Don't do it
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I choose you
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
SWAG
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I wish I could sleep
New rubik's cube
Troll cat