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Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
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When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
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Hypnotizing
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We got no water in the pool
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Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
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You can call me Sherlock Holmes
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Stalin in a Mario outfit
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Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
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Jack Daniel's Girl
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I'm ready for the weekend
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Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes