If you can read the words on this shirt
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
The less you have
Halloween costume level: Horrifying
They were supposed to be smiley faces
Have a seat please
Lying on the beach
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Dog on the couch
Dude, I'm so high right now!
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets
Come At Me Bro!