I lost my phone
Hurry up, Peterson
Bitten By A Vampire
Evil queen snorting coke.
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
iPhone T-shirt
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Ironman flash drive
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Mad cows
Home alone
Paper beats rock