Diet ice, when diet soda isn't enough

I also like to live dangerously

Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Walter White Meth Labs

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

The Photoshop is strong in this one

When a girl replies with "Awww thanks"

When I was a kid I thought my handwriting would improve as I grow up

Stephen King, Harry Potter and Twilight