I lost my phone
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
iPhone T-shirt
Paper beats rock
Mad cows
Evil queen snorting coke.
Home alone
Bitten By A Vampire
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Ironman flash drive
Hurry up, Peterson