Friendzone level: infinite
The worst thing after waking up
Look twice
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
After changing to fit into society
Me playing Halo
Safety in the car 2
I'm fat
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
My goal for 2014
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags