A good wife
Beer in a bag
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's
Miley Cyrus and giraffes
All the single ladies
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
Oh, Megan, where are your forms?
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
Meme bed sheet
Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer