Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Me walking into school on Monday
September is like the monday of the year
Gangnam cappuccino style)
Converting oxygen
Forever alone bed
This is business
65 WAT
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.