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Ask me if I'm a tree
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No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
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Heisenberg Crysenberg
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Mime and epee fencer
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Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
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Avengers - dispute
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Buy 3 for the price of 3!
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Smart guy and umbrella
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Marty, we have to go back, we have to give Billy Ray Cyrus a condom
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Extinguisher on fire
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I got a pet wussy
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Dog fell asleep in the rain