Mom, I'm pregnant
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Dog did it
Halloween costumes at the hospital
A planet with no evil
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Stockings and tail
Bltch please guy
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Moses, the early years
Little turtle