I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Kid with a rod
Looking for movies
F**k off pumpkin
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
A good day to stay inside
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Sloth Kong
Cat sitting on his butt
The word "car" is short for carriage.
USA should invade the USA