Teddy bears
When someone is arguing on the Internet
At the bank
Please, come help me with groceries
Your dad just won the internet
Put the eldery in prison
Chelsea is winning
Romeo and Juliet
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Channels
If swag was money, I'd be Bill Gates
Nice pile of keys you have there