iPhone has no flash player
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Me, friend, McDonald's
Eat him
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
I'm playing that game
Don't make me get my belt
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.