Don't do it
Roses are gray
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I choose you
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
USA football team.
Half Life 2 confirmed
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood