Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Couch fixed
The Shining dog
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Sexy car
I want to get invited to parties
Pranksters on the road.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
After death
Crazy T-shirt design
You are dressed as the police car
Double date? I'll take my best friend