Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Evil raccoon
Photobombing in the pool
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Swiming pool
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Thongs
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Love letters
Caught in a web of fashion
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.