The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Lion King, nailed it
Baking Bread
Norwegian boy saves sister from moose attack using World of Warcraft skills
Swords level: troll
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
Emergency bridge repair team
You are adopted
You are a lizard, Harry
Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
H&M
Wheeled alarm clock