Love letters
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Thongs
Caught in a web of fashion
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Evil raccoon
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Photobombing in the pool
Swiming pool