Grasshopper on my windshield
Dirty blonde
I wanna f**k and drink vodka. Drink vodka and f**k. But you are a girl!
Gandalfstyle
12 O.o
Skeleton dress
Monopoly money
Omgosh, for me?
No! I’m an Atheist!
If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes
A bouquet of kittens
Training as a furniture salesman