Don't wear my jersey like that
The car as canvas
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Chicken and egg
Mmm, fabulous!
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
Scumbag brain
I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
Owl tree
Not worth it, dude
Friendzone level 9000