Being a Grammar Nazi
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
No.
Sleeping
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Snoopy made it look easy
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Lion massage
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Feel my leg I just shaved
Facepalm cat
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged