A list of
I miss you
You are too high
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Cat's To-do list
3 items I'm really happy to see after a night of heavy drinking
Looking for movies
Brag about being rich criminals
How men and women see the school's hallways
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
A good day to stay inside
There's a dog behind you