A planet with no evil
Moses, the early years
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Mom, I'm pregnant
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Evil Christmas rabbit
Little turtle
Dog did it
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail