Johnny and Marissa
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
SWAG
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Don't do it
USA football team.
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I wish I could sleep
I choose you
Troll cat
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood