Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Sniff sniff bite bite
Pointing is rude
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Squidward swag
Nokia, connocting poopie
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Hows your diet doing?
Toilight, breaking wind
Cars drive drunk
Most common lies