Perfect boys only exist in books
Real-time weather reports
Breaking Bad
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Strawberry
Ninja doges
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Doge broccoli.
Who played Jumanji?
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Curiousity and the cat
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.